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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Ten & Six With Mike Otto - Week 15 (Thursday Bonus!)

Better ingredients, better pizza...


Well hello again, football fans!  Welcome to Ten & Six's Week 15 kickoff!

The Vikings managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in a new and exciting way last weekend in Baltimore.  Of course, Mike will be here on Saturday to discuss yet another chapter in the Vikings illustrious history of disappointment.

This Thursday, however, brings an intriguing matchup as mustache aficionado Philip Rivers & the Chargers head to Denver to take on pizza franchise/cable TV/neck surgery spokesman Peyton Manning & the Denver Broncos.

Mikey, who takes the W tonight?


San Diego (6-7) at Denver (11-2)


San Diego fans, you know what this week is all to well. This is the week of the year where your dim playoff hopes get flushed down the toilet once again, along with an 8 ounce glass of Phillip Rivers tears (at least). 

The Chargers have no chance whatsoever to win this game. They might make it close for one or two quarters, but unfortunately for them, modern NFL games run the course of 4 quarters.


Peyton Manning is going to carve this defense up. Eric Decker might catch another 4 TD's.

I feel for San Diego fans, it can't be easy. Their brand of failure is a special type. The potential for success seems constantly at the finger tips of their favorite franchise, yet just far enough away to ever be grasped and realized. Let us pray for the Chargers and their fans. To win this game on Thursday Night Football, they will truly need divine intervention.

Final Score

Denver Broncos: 31
San Diego Chargers: 20

There you have it, folks.  The San Diego Chargers find themselves screwed yet again by the rules of the modern NFL.

As we mentioned above, be sure to stop by Newest Industry as Mikey breaks down what went right and what went horribly, horribly wrong in Baltimore.  He'll also break down this week's Vikings/Eagles game by giving us some keys to the game, some matchups to watch, and his All-Purpose Flour Lock Of The Week.  All of that plus the rest of his league picks!




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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Ten & Six With Mike Otto: Week 9 (Thursday Bonus!)

Paging Dr. Quinn... Dr. Quinn...

Hello again football fans!  Welcome to Ten & Six With Mike Otto!

The NFL kicks off the second half of the season tonight with a game between two of Mr. Otto's favorite punching bags: The Kansas City Chiefs and the San Diego Chargers.

Mike, what do you think about this one?



KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (1-6) at SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (3-4)


You gotta believe Norv Turner's time in San Diego is coming to an end. Putting up 6 points against the Browns is unforgivable, I don't care how much its raining. Pussy shit!!! 


This game features two NFL quarterbacks with Vaginas facing off. King Vag himself, Philip Rivers vs. The Dizzy Vag, Matt Cassel. Cassel recently lost his starting job to Brady Quinn only to get it back when Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman went down with injury. 

Too bad Jane Seymour can't make any of you better QB's. She can cure lupus out on the frontier but can't do shit for your weak-ass arms. The Chargers CAN'T lose this game, right?

Fuck it, yeah they can. Chiefs win 17-13

Boom!  There you have it, everybody.  Be sure to tune into the NFL tonight to catch what's sure to be a memorably un-memorable game.

Be sure to check back this Saturday for the rest of Mike's Week 9 picks as well as his breakdown of the upcoming Vikings/Seahawks game.

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