Well hello again, football fans! Welcome to Ten & Six's Week 8 kickoff!
It's a sad, strange time to be a Vikings fan right now. Mikey's spent a majority of the week trying to cut through the fog of disappointment to figure out just where the Vikes are and where they go from here. That, however, is for Saturday. We'd pulled Mikey out of the Purple wormhole long enough to get his take on tonight's NFC South showdown between the Carolina Panthers & Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Mikey, who takes the W tonight?
Carolina (3-3) at Tampa Bay (0-6)
Killa Cam and the Panthers have won 2 in a row and look to make it 3 tonight against Greg Schiano, Mike Glennon and the hapless Tampax Bay Buccaneers.
Personally I think Schiano will be the first coach to get the ax this year, simply because his failures began last year, carried through the offseason in incredible fashion, and now have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Nobody wears ineptitude quite like Greg Schiano. Greg comes home after every game stinking of shame and fear sweat so badly you would think he worked weekend nights at one of Tampa's numerous strip joints. Dance for those dollars, Greg!
Cam and the Panthers make it 3 in a row tonight, but don't get too excited, Carolina fans. Beating the Vikings, Rams, and Bucs is like a fat 6th grader beating up someone in preschool... 3 times. You fucking bullies!
Final Score
Carolina Panthers: 24
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 10
Well there you have it, folks. Another sad, sad week in Tampa. Somewhere a concussed, confused Josh Freeman is smiling. Or lying upside down & frowning. At this point, who knows?
Be sure to swing back to Newest Industry when Mikey will delve into Freeman's Folly... The Meadowlands Massacre... The Sadness In The Swamp... Manning's Revenge... The Marcus Sherels Shitshow... The Night ESPN Regretted Picking Up Monday Night Football... Peyton Hillis' Bending The Vikings To His Will-is... The Mike Tirico Fathead Experience... Leslie's Last Straw... Backsack: The Jared Allen Story... Chris Cook's Second Worst Choke Job... etc...
All that, a breakdown of the Vikings/Packers prime time showdown, and league league picks!
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