Ten & Six With Mike Otto: Week 14 (Thursday Bonus)

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Hello again, football fans!  Welcome to Week 14 of Mike Otto's Ten & Six!

For those who are unfamiliar with the Ten & Six column, Mike is Newest Industry's resident football expert.  He's a loyal Minnesota Vikings fans, but he stops by every Thursday to give us his picks for the night's game.

Tonight's game features what used to be a great AFC West rivalry between the Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders.  We say used to because, as far as we can tell, the Raiders abandoned playing competitive football sometime early in the 2000's.

Still, maybe Mike has a different opinion.  Michael? 

 

Denver Broncos (9-3) at Oakland Raiders (3-9)

Peyton Manning is going to shred the Raiders paper thin secondary like he's an ENRON executive at the turn of the millennium. Shred shred shred, take take take, score score score.

No jail time for John Elway, unless being a fuckin' BOSS is illegal! Excuse me Mr. Elway, but do you have a permit for that rocket attached to your left shoulder?

Carson Palmer is the most successful former USC quarterback to "grace" the NFL. Not exactly a tough competition to win with the likes of Leinart, Sanchez and Cassel being your only competition. (worth noting, Matt Leinart holds the USC record for biggest whore, which, ironically, IS a very tough competition to win)

That being said Carson is easily over-matched in this one by the Peytie Manny and his robot neck. Is there any hope for the Raiders? No, no there isn't. Broncos win easy 27-16

There you have it, folks.  An Enron-esque level of shredding at the hands of Peytie Manny.

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